Females call me up to talk about other dudes. This one sister in particular has absolutely nothing to talk about when she calls, other than her feelings for her ex man, whome she still talks to, whome she's still apparently trying to get over. I really dont like being rude to females, but I think im just not even gonna answer the phone when she calls. It'll save me a bunch of "eye rollin:, and lawd knows my eyes aint in shape for all that. I was kinda attracted to the sister at one time, but now she just seems kinda dumb and I aint riskin my emotions on a chick thats still fiendin for her ole thang back. Even tho I promise you, dude aint even thinkin bout her.
My sister pickins are gettin slimmer and slimmer by the week. And younger and younger. I definitely aint tryina be on that TCAP status, but all I got left in my area are 18yr olds lol. This is getting sad. Doesnt help that im mainly attracted to lightskinned girls. Nothing against darkskinned, or brown skinned girls (2nd runners up) but if the sister is lightskinned (mixed, hispanic, indian) she definitely gets my attention instantly. However if they are funny, or just a dork like me, all bets are off, they can be any color and ima like them, long as they're at least cute (to me). This one brownskin sis in particular on Twitter (on of my first Twittercrushes) she's probably one of the funniest sisters I know. Truth be told, most girls dont make me laugh, I usually fake it. But she literally has me guffawing at the screen sometimes, and she doesnt even try. We've never officially met even tho we were in the same room one time at an event, (before meeting on Twitter/Fb) but I do remember seeing her and she's definitely cute in person. Thats someone I'd love to date, but last I checked ( and I definitely checked), she was in talks with someone. I think ima check again on the status of that tho lol. Of course she lives in the DMV (couldnt possibly live close by, that'd be too easy) but I'd make that trip if we were dating. Plus I got fam up there who I need to visit more anyway.
Lol look at me plannin already. I need to stop that mess and go to bed. Dueces.
The eye rolling part has me weak! You need to save all that energy for when you really need to use them lol. And aww sucky sucky now lol. I smell a matchup. I hope the best homie..
ReplyDeleteHaha get it JB. Lol plannin ahead. Sound like a girl ;)
ReplyDelete"Females call me up to talk about other dudes. This one sister in particular has absolutely nothing to talk about when she calls, other than her feelings for her ex man, whom she still talks to, whom she's still apparently trying to get over."
ReplyDeleteWhen this happens, I like to laugh at them, and make them feel like a supreme lame or even stupid for ever dealing with such a dude. Possible outcomes 1) she'll have an Epiphany and realize what's really good 2) She'll get mad and never bring him up again (or call you again...which might not be so bad) 3) She'll call you only when she feels like slandering him. That right there is the backfire...but I guarantee you, the first time you say, "Why are we talking about him still?, I don't want to hear about him...like..what's your problem?", things will change.
Don't get me wrong...I completely understand that you don't want to be mean...especially if it's a chick you are feeling. Been there done that. I chose to treat time spent with them like money and an investment. When a chick calls me to discuss her loser ex...she is wasting my time, therefore wasting my money, therefore I can't really collect a reasonable return on my investment. In fact, even if you guys want to be 'friends'...there are girlfriends, and there are platonic/friend-zoned/soon-to-be-lover male friends. Talk about your ex with your 'girl' friends...with me, let's talk about the game, lets talk about something funny, lets talk about your ambitions and desires...lets talk about 'the diner and movies I'm going to take you out on'.
Finally, a lot of women have a great sense of entitlement. They are the stars of their Halls, or their circuits, or even their Facebook fan club. They have this bubble of thirsty brothers, and delusional friends(including C-blockers, enablers, and wanna-be's). It's so easy to gravitate to their bubble. Every photo they put up, or every ambiguous statement, draws the flies by the masses and in turn the flies become enablers. Their work is effortless. Their parents did the work..they love the attention and are not only masters of it, but also slaves. Bust that bubble, divert your attention, put them on a check list...a lot of times, they will come up short...where's that golden calculator (plays Roses-outkast). Hope the DMV goes well.
LOL! Christian speaks the TRUTH, and im definitely using that tactic next time she calls. If I even pick up lol.
DeleteAs for the DMV sis, I aint sweatin it too much, if it happens it happens. Laura already guessed who it was along time ago on twitter lol.